{"product_id":"holey-hiker-bidet","title":"Holey Hiker Bidet","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Holey Hiker Bidets and the best backpacking bidet in the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Original. The 4g OG. The One That Started It All.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are not a corporation. We are not a wellness brand. We are not going to use words like \"personal hygiene system.\" We are a guy in Connecticut, and 25,000+ people who decided that dragging dry paper across their skin in the woods and calling it clean was never actually acceptable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a one-man operation working out of a corner of the garage. Paul designed it. Paul tested it. Paul's family has heard more bidet stories at the dinner table than any family should ever have to endure. They are fine. Mostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse a Holey Hiker Bidet and you are about to join something. Not a cult, though the dedication of our customers does occasionally raise eyebrows. We are a community of hikers, backpackers, teachers, nurses, construction workers, Lego enthusiasts, and at least one person who uses theirs exclusively in their backyard. No judgment. Ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne bidet. Four holes. Zero compromises. Made right here in Connecticut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"The Holey Hiker Bidet is really efficient and strong. I work in the field that uses a lot of water applications. I've ran machines that can pressurize water up to 55,000 PSI. Nozzle design is not something to dismiss as easy. Paul should be rewarded for his outstanding dedication to his design. It's seriously the best thing I've ever bought.\"\u003c\/em\u003e  BK\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe are choosing to take that as the highest possible professional endorsement. Thanks BK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the one that started it all. The OG Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWelcome to the club. We've been waiting for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Holey Hiker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43742271897674,"sku":"210001603372","price":13.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0644\/9866\/3498\/files\/e5bcce_ef84adf8e99f44f1998453f6749b57ae_mv2.jpg?v=1782417019","url":"https:\/\/www.questoutdoors.com\/products\/holey-hiker-bidet","provider":"Quest Outdoors","version":"1.0","type":"link"}